Fuyuan and I have the most imaginative early-morning-on-the-bus convos.
Fuyuan: *checks watch* Oh dear. I think we're going to be late.
Hui Zi: *wakes up suddenly* AGAIN?!
Me: Aiyah, its ok, if we're late again we can always be pretending to play netball.
Everyone: *stares*
Me: What?! Its a possibility. * Goes into a possible senario which involves schoolbags,prefects and netballs *
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Us: We were playing netball.
Teacher: Are you on the school team?
Us: No.
Teacher: Then why were you playing netball?!
Us: Because we were late.
And then, there's senario 2, suggested by the partner-in-crime, Fuyuan.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Us: We were in the toilet.
Teacher: Three of you with your bags in the toilet AT THE SAME TIME?!
Us: *amid dramatic sobs* FINE, WE ADMIT, WE WERE URGENT.
Random person: *rolls eyes*
***
Strangely enough, we DID end up being late that day. But they let us go since we're such great and nice people. Ok I kid. It was because there were 10 people on the bus that day.
Ah, the joy of lameness.
