In the spirit of after-exam and impending holiday madness, i bring an utterly crazy and meaningless song, composed by yours truly ( over mango puddings and yakult ) and the other one ( ria, queen of, erm, himesh? ) over one very very, lame, phone conversation.
So, here it is.
*drumroll*
Title: THE gurpreet song.
Composed By: Rarayoo Daidya and Sia Vev.
Sung by: A certain evil, cunning, witch and her evil, criminal mastermind pet, the GREEN KANGAROO. *gasp*
Intro with as many ooooooooooooos ( himesh style ) as possible.
( And so, it begins. )
MY NAME IS GURPREET!
AND I LOVE TO EAT!
I PLAY SITAR WITH MEAT!
AND I HAVE SIZE EIGHT FEET!
* insert Michael Jackson style Oh! and Ah! here *
I LIKE TO GIVE UP MY SEAT!
TO MY HUS BAAAND HARPREET!
AND I KEEP UP THE BEAT!
AS I BALLE DOWN THE STREET!
* End song with Ohs and Ahs in as many different pitches and tones as possible. Don't forget to curtsy later on, and go, sing it again, as often as you want to. ( even if the audience don't exactly demand an encore. )
* Sidenote: Emphasize the 'T' sound in each line of the song. Add, maybe an ending et to it, so it'll sound like GUR PAREETHE instead.
And now, the much asked-about, much wondered-about question that's been bothering everyone since they started reading this wretched blogpost....
WHO THE HELL IS GURPREET?!
Frankly, I don't know either. You tell me.
