This morning I walked into class just as the bell rang and watched in amusement as my tablemates marched over to where I was sitting and began to engage themselves in a game of scissors paper stone. 1980s style. Complete with the hokkien helping words. Not satisfied by just that, they proceeded to imitate animal sounds.
Loudly.I sometimes seriously wonder, if maybe my peers are humans or really aliens who posses the approximate maturity level of a piece of green cheese. The smelly kind too.
But I have to admit, my class is really nice and sweet and cool. Although they have a tendency to act alienish at times but who cares?
Speaking of 208, there is a huge beehive right outside our class, which means we get uninvited guests flying around from time to time. bzzzz. Hummer brummen.
Principals address was boring, and I slept through most of it. I think amelia's shoulder makes a very nice pillow. haha.
LD was very interesting, elections results were released. Congratulations to EXCO 08! YAY!
Oh and steffi as usual was laughing continously, that girl sure gets high pretty easily! Heres the ( extremely ) lame joke that she came up with,
Qns: How do you kill a blue elephant?
Ans: With a blue gun.
Qns: So then how do you kill a pink elephant?
Ans: You strangle the pink elephant until it turns blue and then you kill it with a blue gun.
Lame? I've seen worse.
Bus journeys back home with lava are incredibly funny, heres a shortened version of yesterday.
Mission: To eat lunch on a ( fairly empty ) 105.
Lava: * walks all the way to the back, sits down and exclaims, sars, Im hungry. *
Me: You can eat the seat covers, I heard it tastes fairly good with pepper.
Lava: I dont care, Im going to eat whatevers in my lunchbox right here.
* proceeds to open box and gulps down rice faster than a bullet train *
Me: Oh, you're really eating? Ok I shall too! * eats roti *
after some time..
Lava: You know, I've just realised that theres this big window right beside us overlooking far east plaza.
Me: Oh.
Lava: And theres another big one right behind us. I think those caucasians in the bus behind us were staring.
Me: Oh.
Lava: OMG, THE BUS DRIVER CAN SEE US FROM THE REARVIEW MIRROR!
Me: So much for our great hiding place. We are such morons.
* bus starts to fill up a bit, people start moving towards the back. *
Me: DOOFUS! NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
Lava: * points to innocent hokkien man sitting in front of us * Dont worry, we can use him as a scapegoat!
Me: Right, and everyone will believe that an old chinese man was sitting and eating a full indian meal on a bus.
Lava: Well, yes.
Me: They have to be blind then, or else they'll see the potato that you dropped on your pinafore. You disgusting, despicable child.
* man gets off the bus *
Lava: NO! COME BACK! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SACRIFICED!
Mission: accomplished.
HAHAHAHAHA. Ok Im sane now. I dont think I'll do that again though, but it sure was funny!
FRED WEASLEY, SEVERUS SNAPE AND HARRY POTTER PAIRINGS ARE LOVE!!!!!!!Ahh.. A little bit of highness... :D Oh and I just realised that my blog dosent show the title. Shame... the title of this one is "blue elephants, green cheese and yellow potatoes... colourful no?"
( I know my writing absolutely sucks and my knowledge of colours is limited to those in the rainbow. But you dont have to rub it in. [ maybe you could rub it out. :P ] )
Use blackle people! SAVE THE WORLD! ( ctrl-s ) :D
And this, was ( is ) the memorable 100th post. Not too bad me thinks...
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